In the wake of the beloved blood-sucking Robert Pattinson’s crushing heartache, I have decided to show the distraught vampire some displaced love. The Twilight star has locked and loaded the hearts of millions of starry-eyed girls with his casual charm and captivating werewolf-fighting abilities. The actor became even more attractive when his long-time girlfriend and co-star Kristin Stewart ditched him to allegedly hook-up with the series' married director.
(Pause for a moment of shock and uninhibited judgment).
Not to worry Pattinson paramours, as I am sure the jilted celebrity will be just fine and rebound his way along with a mate much finer than his cheating ex. In the meantime, every one of Pattinson’s hopefuls can dream of the chance to win his wounded heart. Only one shall succeed, but for the rest of his devotees, I suggest finding a man similar to his greatness.
“What makes the star so attractive?” asks every envious male. His attraction lies far beyond the fact that he can block an out-of-control car from crushing his love interest or fight werewolves until the break of dawn (pun intended). To become as attractive as Pattinson, men should mimic the vampire’s three most attractive features:
- His nonchalant wardrobe. Pattinson often appears on red carpets in chic yet laidback outfits that boast an I-just-rolled-out-of-bed-looking-this-handsome attitude. Adopt some casual button ups, a fitted blazer and a pair of dark jeans and be as "effortlessly" fashionable as he.
- He looks like he smells good. This may be a bit of a stretch, since the star has yet to release his own cologne line, but his subtle confidence and ever-existent side smirk makes me believe he smells as enticing as he looks. I can only imagine that the studly star smells a little something like Armani’s Code. Spritz a bit of a sweetly-scented cologne on the collar of your button-up and exude the aroma of coolness.
- He is the epitome of a gallant gentleman. While Pattinson rides that fine line between cockiness and confidence (and beautifully so), he is never anything less than polite. In every public appearance, the starry-eyed celeb always presents himself as mannerly and attentive to his red-carpet gal. Manners are without a doubt the best quality a man can have, not to mention the best way to entrance that special girl.
Kristin Stewart, eat your heart out as your former beau continues to steam up the big screen and win women over with his handsomeness. Girls, when you do land a man as attractive as Robert Pattinson, be sure to treat him like gold.